This terrifying gaming bed is just a toilet short of perfection
This terrifying gaming bed is just a toilet short of perfection
This terrifying gaming bed is just a toilet short of perfection
By Katharine Castle
March 3, 2020
Summary
I don't know what's happened further down the timeline, but it would appear that the terrifying Acer Thronos mega chair has been overthrown by a new gaming overlord: the gaming bed.
Conceived in Japan by gaming desk maker Bauhutte, this cursed concoction is actually a Power Rangers-style amalgamation of all their gaming furniture combined.
Dystopian dread aside, thanks to the ever reliable services of Google Translate, Bauhutte's description of their gaming bed does, at least, make for some entertaining reading.
"I wake up and move from my bed to my desk. Why is that so complicated? Gaming beds solve this problem. Elevated headboard that adds functional storage to the bedside and Bed desk that can be set at the foot of a single bed. As soon as you get up, you can watch a game or animation and realize a life cycle of falling asleep without difficulty. By integrating a large furniture two-top, bed and desk, the room can be used widely."
Mind you, that's just the description for the "Standard" gaming bed, which comprises of the bed, headboard with additional phone grip lamp thing, and the desk at the end.
The "Ultimate" gaming bed, pictured up the top there, adds an "Energy wagon", a "Slim bottle rack" and a "Long side table" to store your keyboard and other peripherals.
Designed to promote "Gamer health", I'm hoping this mighty gaming cycle will be humanity's true saviour in this obviously cursed timeline, because at least this one doesn't look like it will pen you in for a lifetime of gaming servitude.
Reference
Castle, K. (2020, March 3). This terrifying gaming bed is just a toilet short of perfection. Retrieved March 17, 2020, from https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/03/03/this-terrifying-gaming-bed-is-just-a-toilet-short-of-perfection/